Client: I don’t like the T-shirt design. I’m going to want my money back.
Client: The logo turned out black.
Me: Well, yeah - that’s what you asked for.
Client: It doesn’t show up on a black T-shirt.
Me: You said it was going to be printed on a white or coloured T-shirt.
ya scurvy mates!
I guess I’m just not using enough Spry in the kitchen