For Sweet Libs
If I had a dollar for everytime I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream.
Client: I need my artwork. Can you burn all my logos and designs to a CD and I’ll pick it up tomorrow morning?
Me: I’m sorry, we can’t release that to you until you pay your bill.
Client: I can’t believe this! I spend good money there, and this is how you treat me!?
Me: According to our records, you haven’t spent any money here, good or otherwise.