MammaJamma Blabba

Blather from a crafty, music loving mamma. - Krafty Kuts v. Michael Jackson (comments)

Libs, this one’s for you!

For Sweet Libs
statue assaults
Beatles party
oh my
If I had a dollar for everytime I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream.Via someecards


Client: I need my artwork. Can you burn all my logos and designs to a CD and I’ll pick it up tomorrow morning?

Me: I’m sorry, we can’t release that to you until you pay your bill.

Client: I can’t believe this! I spend good money there, and this is how you treat me!?

Me: According to our records, you haven’t spent any money here, good or otherwise.